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Another 10 Ways to Annoy Warriors

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10. Buy Dustpelt and Ferncloud birth control pills.
9. Ask Lionblaze if he thinks Jayfeather's attractive.
8. Trip Berrynose. When he becomes mad at you, roll your eyes and say "It wouldn't happen if you had a semi-functional tail".
7. Tell Lionblaze that Cinderheart didn't actually care about the prophecy, she was just looking for an excuse to break up.
6. Ask Graystripe about his "thing" for silver she-cats.
5. At a Gathering, loudly announce that Crowfeather is the real father of Lillykit and Seedkit.
4. Go up to Breezepelt and sing loudly "Tomorrow";
"The sun'll come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow..."
3. Suggest to all living cats that visit the Dark Forest at night that when it's daytime, the Dark Forest Warriors are actually just an interpretive dance team.
2. Have an angry horde of kittypets chase after Tigerstar. Constantly remind him of this later on.
1. Whenever Ashfur tries to rationalize for attempted murder of 4 cats, tell him "Love is redundant unless you are loved back. Your argument is invalid."
:iconawkwardplz: WHAT IS THIS??? I really wasn't planning on doing more of these. But Stormy :iconstormsurge98:, convinced me to have one more go at at. Who knows, I may even do another if someone wants me to. BY POPULAR DEMAND! Sorry if some of these aren't as great as the others in this series, it's just that my brain has officially stopped working. Oh, and if you could check out Stormsurge's OWN version of this, that's be awesome. C:

Oh, and maybe this'll be for :iconwarriorcatfan0:'s contest. Whad'ya think?
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ivyfrosttt's avatar
#1 tho XD XD XD