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You want to know how to get a she-cat? Well, look, she-cats are pretty complex, probably too difficult to understand for a nitwit like yourself. So you're going to have to get tips from the best. That's me. Pay close attention.
- If your mate is about to die for you, let her. She won't mid once she's dead.
- If you're traveling in a large group, go for the sister of the guy who hates you most.
- It's perfectly okay to run off with some chick you only actually saw a few times. As long as you take a newsex puppet mate, that's totally enough to prove loyalty.
- If you and a forbidden lover get caught (drat), just take asex puppet mate from your retrieval party. Then have kits (some all-powerful kits with your old, one stupid kit with the other) who are scarily close in age to other.
- Pop your collar. It may not seem like I do it, but believe me, I pop the collar.
- Ignore and deeply loathe any and all kits you have with your mate. She'll appreciate you being the "strong, silent" type.
- For a romantic evening, bring her to a grassy plateau where she'll eventually have a premonition that'll make her have to leave you forever.
- Never get over a she-cat that you knew for two moons. Ever. Make every other future mate feel guilty about this.
- Let's say you're on a mission to go to an ocean, and you're all getting salt-water signs. Take your mate aside, and when she returns, she'll exclaim; "Wow! There's a salty taste in my mouth!". No one will catch on.
- Change eye color frequently. It makes you seem mysterious.
- If your mate is about to die for you, let her. She won't mid once she's dead.
- If you're traveling in a large group, go for the sister of the guy who hates you most.
- It's perfectly okay to run off with some chick you only actually saw a few times. As long as you take a new
- If you and a forbidden lover get caught (drat), just take a
- Pop your collar. It may not seem like I do it, but believe me, I pop the collar.
- Ignore and deeply loathe any and all kits you have with your mate. She'll appreciate you being the "strong, silent" type.
- For a romantic evening, bring her to a grassy plateau where she'll eventually have a premonition that'll make her have to leave you forever.
- Never get over a she-cat that you knew for two moons. Ever. Make every other future mate feel guilty about this.
- Let's say you're on a mission to go to an ocean, and you're all getting salt-water signs. Take your mate aside, and when she returns, she'll exclaim; "Wow! There's a salty taste in my mouth!". No one will catch on.
- Change eye color frequently. It makes you seem mysterious.
So I've been meaning to do this for just about a week. I think I was born for this very task. However, every time I tried to write it, my computer spazzed out... almost like it... WAS'T MEANT TO BE. LE GASP! But yeah, here you go, for the people as messed up as I am, who want to travel into the mind of our only feline player. You know, the horrible father guy? On the upside, it's pretty hard to be a worse father than Stick, who killed Red for dating a guy he didn't like.
so there's some credit for him. Also, at the last moment I started regretting the first person format, so if it bothers people, I'll just re-do it. K?
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gee, Crowfeather. Real helpful.